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I found my wedding song.
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What did the astronomer say to himself after he went home alone after being rejected by all the girls?
Excuse me, Self, but are you a black hole? Because you suck.
What did the astronomer say after he got rejected by “Saturn?”
Excuse me, but is your name Mercury? Because you’re the closest thing to a star that I’ve ever seen.
What did the astronomer say to the prettiest girl in the room?
Excuse me, but is your name Saturn? Because I’d like to put a ring on it.
What pick-up line did the astronomer use on the girl who was on her period?
Excuse me, but is your name Jupiter? Because you have a big red spot.
(I’m sorry.)
I’d tap that.
