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fyeahcelski:

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I forgot about this guy.

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I forgot about this guy.

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What did the astronomer say after he got rejected by “Saturn?”

Excuse me, but is your name Mercury?  Because you’re the closest thing to a star that I’ve ever seen.

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What did the astronomer say to the prettiest girl in the room?

Excuse me, but is your name Saturn?  Because I’d like to put a ring on it.

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What pick-up line did the astronomer use on the girl who was on her period?

Excuse me, but is your name Jupiter?  Because you have a big red spot.

(I’m sorry.)

It’s on and poppin.

It’s on and poppin.

Every day I see my dream.

Every day I see my dream.

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I’d tap that.

I’d tap that.